(to start everything off right, enjoy this tune: "He would have laughed"-Deerhunter)
This is a little something to help you get to the end of the week. We all know how special Wednesday is, or not rather, its just a reminder that it isn't quite the weekend. So we're here to help with that, a peek into the life of Mr. Dustin Johnson, or what we could find on him that hasn't already been circulated... our opinions on his fashion. Lets get real, this won't be the hardest analysis when it comes to critiquing the simplicity of his Adidas wardrobe, but we'll still take a look because he's easy on the eyes. Isn't that why we love him so much? Maybe it's the golf game? Or his insanely fantastic dog (in which we all know he rightfully deserves a swagger hash tag...)
Don't you agree?
So we all know that Dustin hits the ball really far...
I just read that statement and decided that I wouldn't delete it, but point out the fact I sound rather frivolous. you can do the judging... It reads to me like, "ball go far..."
well shit, he hits the ball a long fucking ways (pardon my profanity). He's what? A statuesque 6'4" or so... Need I say more?
fitted clothing. you can never go wrong... well in Dustin Johnson's case.
Enough of the obvious- lets begin the ogling!
What do I fancy more than a sweater? A sweater vest, and while I'm at it, anyone who mixes whites, creams, and neutrals without looking like a McDonalds twist cone is clearly alright in my book. You know what I'm talking about... Neutral combos can be done poorly, but not in Dustin's case (well I'll be honest I'm not diggin the hat, but I can overlook it...) Right, so aside from completely owning the sweater he is styling, he has pants that fit. Pants with clean lines, and no pleats. When you're tall, there is no need to hide that fact you're tall, I believe the more fit with function the better. No I'm not asking for "eurotrash" tight, I'm asking for exactly what I see in this image. clean lines.
I'm really sorry, but I couldn't let this one slide as I was carousing google images of you, Mr. Johnson. Nice ascot. I think I like the pint in your hand a little more... Maybe loose the ascot, turn it into a pocket square, button one more button, find yourself some selvedge denim, keep the beer in hand, and you look set for a night out.
Black and White. You and winning. Trophies suit your wardrobe.
Alright I feel it's time to drop some numbers to prove Dustin's talents... 7 professional wins, a debut at the President's Cup this year, and a win during the Fedex Cup finals at the Barclays... And now as I'm reading his reliable wikipedia page, the second sentence states, "He is one of the longest drivers on the PGA Tour having been third in the driving distance stats for three consecutive years between 2009-2011..." Now I feel like less of a dunce for repeatedly pointing out the fact theres quite a bit of power behind his swing because its proof. Thanks wikipedia.
So what do we like most about you Dustin? I feel like the answer is simple. You're a southern boy who works hard to pursue his dreams. And you've done a credible job this far. Yes, we're giving you praise, but I'm also telling you we expect more, much like I'm sure you expect of yourself. Keep the styles simple, and the fit slim, you're a tall guy, you have nothing to hide... Aside from Max (your beautiful pooch) your best friend should be a tailor.
Maybe my expectations are high, but if by the smallest chance Dustin Johnson reads this, best of luck with the recovery of your surgery.
Boom.
Happy Wednesday all, its almost over!
(End it right with a little: "Dance Yrself Clean"-LCD Soundsystem)
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